https://www.dawnsomewhere.com en-us © 2021 Greg Hoffman Dawn Somewhere A scripted audio drama based loosely on real roleplaying games. Updates Fridays! A scripted audio drama based loosely on real roleplaying games. Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together. serial Dawn Somewhere contact@dawnsomewhere.com false full 1 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 1 Four friends play an exciting, fast-paced roleplaying game set in a far flung future you'd have a better understanding of if you'd read the handouts I gave everyone. https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart1.mp3 Tue, 12 Jan 2021 01:15:00 GMT 453 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 2 A murder perp is caught and her house is in need of investigating, but lo and behold there was no murder, and there is no spaghetti in the house to justify all these carpet stains. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart2.mp3 Thu, 21 Jan 2021 01:15:00 GMT 716 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 3 When the trail goes cold, it's time to hit the streets and ask some questions, but not before buying hotdogs, marshmallows, and camping supplies. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart3.mp3 Thu, 28 Jan 2021 01:15:00 GMT 955 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 4 By completely sheer dumb luck, the universe throws our heroes a break and puts a suspect directly in their path. The man on the motorcycle returns, then tries to get away. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart4.mp3 Thu, 04 Feb 2021 01:15:00 GMT 922 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 5 The team decides to go after one of the world's richest men. They don't have evidence, they don't have police training, and they don't have jurisdiction, but they have a hunch. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart5.mp3 Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1424 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 6 Bart's not a bad dude, honest! At least he doesn't mean badly, and to show it, he uses his crazy wealth to get the team back and track, and headed in the direction they were going before they tried to arrest him. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart6.mp3 Fri, 19 Feb 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1119 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 1 Cyborg Cops, Part 7 It's finally time to get some real answers about this nano-tentacle nonsense! It'll just take a few forms, an arbitration agreement, and a liability waiver. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/cyborgcopspart7.mp3 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1394 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 2 Peanut Murder, Part 1 Playing a fully ad-libbed game, our heroes are common, salt-of the earth miners of a magic metal. The pay is poor and the luck is worse. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart1.mp3 Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1110 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 2 Peanut Murder, Part 2 How might one get a human body from downtown to the woods with nothing but three friends and a bold attitude? There are many ways and some are worse than others. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart2.mp3 Thu, 11 Mar 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1210 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 2 Peanut Murder, Part 3 Skipping town requires supplies, but getting supplies requires money, friends who have things, or a certain amount of wit. When you have none of that you make do with what you can get. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart3.mp3 Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1311 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 2 Peanut Murder, Part 4 If you can't get the supplies to stow away on your own, a passenger ship probably wouldn't notice a few extra strangers! Or a few extra crew members, for that matter, so long as you can get the look right. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart4.mp3 Fri, 26 Mar 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1000 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 2 Peanut Murder, Part 5 The gang is found, and efforts to divert suspicion are only successful for so long. When the whole ship is alerted to the possibility of stowaways, it all comes down to fate, and then fate completely turns her back on our heroes. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart5.mp3 Fri, 02 Apr 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1100 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 2 Peanut Murder, Part 6 With death almost certain, the universe takes an unlikely twist in the form of savior mermaids who worship a volcano. But who can truly know the whims of the volcano but those who dwell upon the land? http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/peanutmurderpart6.mp3 Thu, 08 Apr 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1290 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 3 Ship Wrong, Part 1 Adventure on the high seas! Playing as pirates in Madagascar, our heroes do all they can to make ends meet in a dwindling, hopeless crew. Misfortune is at the helm. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart1.mp3 Fri, 16 Apr 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1171 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 3 Ship Wrong, Part 2 One of the crew has been slain! But by what? Or who? Teeth marks would indicate some sort of creature, but the lack of footprints or other useful evidence leans towards the supernatural. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart2.mp3 Fri, 23 Apr 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1179 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 3 Ship Wrong, Part 3 After a second killing, the reality becomes clear. The murders are related to a curse. But why? And how? These are things that either nobody is saying or that nobody knows. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart3.mp3 Fri, 30 Apr 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1140 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 3 Ship Wrong, Part 4 Though they have a man who might know more about their dangerous situation, he's not exactly an ally. The only way to find out who will be killed next is to experiment and try to force a murder on someone, or something, less important to our heroes than themselves. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart4.mp3 Fri, 07 May 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1078 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 3 Ship Wrong, Part 5 Captain Bell has enough shenanigans and incompetence and locks up our heroes, who then get a chance to really hash things out with Alfonso and learn why he in particular is never killed. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart5.mp3 Fri, 14 May 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1220 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 3 Ship Wrong, Part 6 The crew is growing antsy and looking for explanations, and above that scapegoats. The time has come to draw some lines in the sand, figure out who's trustworthy, and make a few final leaps of faith. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/shipwrongpart6.mp3 Fri, 21 May 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1490 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 4 Everybody's Neville, Part 1 It's the party's first year at Dorptoad's School for Gods Among Mortals! And what a wonderful, magical, exciting time it is. There's chocolate creatures, hidden dangers, evil bad students who wear the wrong team colors, and of course, a grading system. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/everybodysnevillepart1.mp3 Thu, 27 May 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1310 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 4 Everybody's Neville, Part 2 There are not many teachers at Dorptoads, and they get to make their own lesson plans, to a certain extent. As a result, classes tend to be a bit non-conventional and difficult to predict. Tumbledry in particular may pull anything out of his hat. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/everybodysnevillepart2.mp3 Fri, 4 Jun 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1407 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 4 Everybody's Neville, Part 3 Where Tumbledry's education can be madcap and unpredictable, there is a counter-balance at Dorptoads, and Professor Fickletick is patient and methodical enough to weigh down everything. Skippybottom, meanwhile, has no sense of humor. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/everybodysnevillepart3.mp3 Fri, 11 Jun 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1374 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 4 Everybody's Neville, Part 4 The Trial of Office Hours is the gateway between the students and their teachers, and ensures that only those students who don't need basic help can receive that type of help. Each segment of the trial is only sometimes deadly. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/everybodysnevillepart4.mp3 Fri, 18 Jun 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1155 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 4 Everybody's Neville, Part 5 A fight! Paperwork? Trees. The trials can be anything, but even greater than the struggle of seeing a professor is the effort to get them to do what you wanted once you get there. Robert's life is on the line and time is running out. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/everybodysnevillepart5.mp3 Fri, 25 Jun 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1792 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 5 Vampire Charade, Part 1 Paul and Elvis are a pair of sewer-dwelling vampires who moonlight as vtubers. Lawry is a high-powered manager at a private equity firm. Their lives tend to be situated above and below the mortals, which means all their big problems wind up weird and supernatual, if not still mundane. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart1.mp3 Fri, 2 Jul 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1438 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 5 Vampire Charade, Part 2 It's time to do what a vampire with mine powers does best and infiltritate somebody's place of business! And while invisibility is nice, the whole gimmick is quite all or nothing when people can either see you or they don't. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart2.mp3 Fri, 9 Jul 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1201 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 5 Vampire Charade, Part 3 The group goes to see Lawr's business contact, and he's willing to help in exchange for a small favor. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart3.mp3 Fri, 16 Jul 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1395 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 5 Vampire Charade, Part 4 In the world of vampires, the big fish eat the little fish, and you can't throw a stone among important people without hitting someone who has a slew of absurd, supernatural drawbacks that prevents them from working regular hours. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart4.mp3 Fri, 23 Jul 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1258 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 5 Vampire Charade, Part 5 Making the right friends is an important part of moving up in the vampire world. It turns out they all gravitate towards evil and scheming, which is kind of a terrible influence, but at least they help support your own evil schemes. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart5.mp3 Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1448 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 5 Vampire Charade, Part 6 The thing about evil secret conspiracies is that they always goes straight to the top! Rather aburptly, in this case. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/vampirecharadepart6.mp3 Fri, 6 Aug 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1838 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 6 Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 1 Elvis runs this night's game, and it's a heist. A magic heist, wherein the man planning the whole thing dies before getting a useful word out, and the fools who agreed to join him have to put the plot together by the seat of their pants! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/bigbingoboneheist1.mp3 Fri, 13 Aug 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1853 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 6 Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 2 One of the simplest disguises is to behave like a high class individual. Everyone knows how to play the part! Just dress nice and act important, and the people around you usually handle the rest. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/bigbingoboneheist2.mp3 Mon, 23 Aug 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1271 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 6 Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 3 Deep within the depths of the Bonesmell ceremony chambers lurk magic mysteries centered around petty evil and doing wrong. Whether deliberate traps or merely punishments for the evil wizard's immediate family is unclear, but it's all pretty dangerous, anyway. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/bigbingoboneheist3.mp3 Mon, 27 Aug 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1286 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 6 Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 4 Not exactly a "trap" dungeon, the Bonesmell caves are still, all the same, a place where people are trapped and tormented. Some of those victims are more dangerous than others, and some are just trying to sell you something. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/bigbingoboneheist4.mp3 Mon, 03 Sep 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1364 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 6 Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 5 At last, the bones are found! But stealing them is an issue that was never dicussed. How exactly does one hold and run off with an artifact of pure, evil magic? http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/bigbingoboneheist5.mp3 Mon, 10 Sep 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1524 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 1 There's good food, and bad food, good chefs and bad chefs. Sometimes a very bad, bad chef makes good food and puts it to the worst possible uses. This is the story of those chefs, their incarceration, and the mission to get back on the streets to sell the deadly street tacos they were born to make! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart1.mp3 Fri, 24 Sep 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1497 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 2 The group goes to meet King Crouton to carry out the escape plans, but as these things often do, everything goes awry. The party is stabbed in the back and betrayed on several fronts, and must rely on a mix of wit and physical ability to survive. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart2.mp3 Fri, 1 Oct 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1105 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 3 Striking out on their own, it seems Crouton has thrown a few obstacles in the way of Paul's plans, and the dreaded Pimienta Fantasma is as serious as death in spite of his name. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart3.mp3 Fri, 15 Oct 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1513 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 4 If it's not one horrible world, it's another. The group manages to get back to their own bodies, but are faces with the bizarre and eccentric whims of Lafferty Tafferty. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart4.mp3 Fri, 22 Oct 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1432 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 5 The team stumbles across Spalding by pure chance, and has the opportunity to demand an explanation for why he gave up on the escape. Afterward, it's time to confront Lafferty and put an end to the silliness of his candy kingdom. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart5.mp3 Sun, 31 Oct 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1456 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 6 At nearly the final step of the journey, the party would be required to face the formidable Snack Attack Mack in order to rescue Paul's remaining line chefs, but Paul decides on a less direct route. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart6.mp3 Fri, 12 Nov 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1364 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 7 Now with no other choice, the party must confront Mack, but the group has a scheme to set the destruction of the Flavor Zone in motion while Mack is distracted. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart7.mp3 Fri, 3 Dec 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1326 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 7 Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 8 With Mack hot on their heels, the party manages to leave the Flavor Zone, but now they have the final hurdle of Guy Inferno in front of them. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/escapetheflavorzonepart8.mp3 Sun, 12 Dec 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1788 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 8 Pinball City, Part 1 Elvis asks the guys if they'd be willing to sit in with a new GM, but he's not totally forthcoming about the level of difficult history in the ongoing game. It's going to be a bumpy ride. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart1.mp3 Fri, 24 Dec 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1183 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 8 Pinball City, Part 2 Trapped in ridiculous debt, the party has to figure out some way out of Pinball City. Unfortunately, there's a certain level of meta roadblock making the endeavor completely impossible. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart2.mp3 Fri, 31 Dec 2021 01:15:00 GMT 1309 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 8 Pinball City, Part 3 Smelling Tony's offer as a trap, Elvis turns it down with force, and the party has no choice but to find some other means of living in the extravagant Pinball City. There aren't many practical options. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart3.mp3 Fri, 14 Jan 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1078 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 8 Pinball City, Part 4 The team gets a luck break when they find, essentially, a dumpster full of magic! It's the kind of discovery only a very select group of people with Elvis's specific knowledge would know the value of, and it turns the tables on the city. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart4.mp3 Sat, 29 Jan 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1249 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 8 Pinball City, Part 5 With a body on their hands and the town guard reviving the dead to question them, the team needs to take a few extra steps to cover their tracks, and with Lawry holding the wheel, it gets a little dark, testing everyone's patience. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart5.mp3 Sun, 6 Feb 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1139 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 8 Pinball City, Part 6 Literally down in the dumps, it feels like there's nowhere else to go, but then Elvis learns a small detail that compels the group to go even lower. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/pinballcitypart6.mp3 Sat, 19 Feb 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1570 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 9 Glam Rock, Part 1 Paul decides to run a game with a premise that's a lot more technically challenging than the group's usual smash and grab adventures. It requires motives, character history with NPCs, and pants are banned due to the economic conditions of the sci fi dystopia in which it's set. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart1.mp3 Sat, 26 Feb 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1098 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 9 Glam Rock, Part 2 The prospects of mining enough minerals to satisfy the Singer's tithe looks grim, and Mayson immediately gives up on the plan after hearing it. The trick is, opposing the whole thing without being the center of attention. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart2.mp3 Fri, 11 Mar 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1148 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 9 Glam Rock, Part 3 Mayson decides to turn to spy stuff to coordinate a dissent campaign with Padre Rockero and use his resistance to voice his own, but there's a bit of a hitch in that Lawry and Elvis have to cooperate with the plan. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart3.mp3 Fri, 18 Mar 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1123 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 9 Glam Rock, Part 4 Pieces are falling into place grudually. Mayson strikes a deal with Padre and feels out the opinions of his lady friends, while Lawry and Elvis deal with their own personal issues. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart4.mp3 Sat, 26 Mar 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1220 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 9 Glam Rock, Part 5 Mayson begins to take steps to alter the trajectory of Glam Rock's fate, but Brock isn't one to let go of an idea. Elvis and Lawry continue to grapple with their own personal issues, and Padre has a plan of his own. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart5.mp3 Sat, 15 Apr 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1362 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 9 Glam Rock, Part 6 Glam Rock enters a dangerous power struggle three ways between the colony's bands. The system is based largely around the opinions of the band leaders, and with all three facing off, conflict becomes a certainty. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart6.mp3 Sat, 30 Apr 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1230 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 9 Glam Rock, Part 7 The band now divorced, Lawry and Elvis have to strike out on their own, or make new friends. Unfortunately, new friends can sometimes take a little big of adjusting, especially when they've got bigger things on their minds than the immediate social pecking order. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart7.mp3 Sat, 21 May 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1178 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 9 Glam Rock, Part 8 Mayson struggles to figure out his strategy now that he's floundering politically. He's isolated, but not exactly alone, and the nice thing about politics is that the public memory is short, so you can sometimes change tact before the critical moment. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart8.mp3 Mon, 30 May 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1081 false Dawn Somewhere full 9 9 Glam Rock, Part 9 With encouragement from Sasha, Mayson decides to hold a colony vote to instruct him on how to cast his own vote as band leader. It's all technically on the up and up, but not exactly how Padre envisioned things going. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/glamrockpart9.mp3 Fri, 10 Jun 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1742 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 10 Your Favorite Toys, Part 1 In this week's game, the players are very stupid toys with one, overriding purpose: to bring happiness to the child that owns them. The larger problem is that they barely understand the context of their world or what causes joy. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/yourfavoritetoyspart1.mp3 Sun, 19 Jun 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1350 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 10 Your Favorite Toys, Part 2 The group sets out in the night to find their lost friend, Kevin, but there are many hazards around the house. The cat, mom, and of course Eric's health as a growing boy. All important considerations. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/yourfavoritetoyspart2.mp3 Fri, 1 Jul 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1091 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 10 Your Favorite Toys, Part 3 Kevin has been rescued, and little Eric has been left home alone to enjoy his new toy-based friend, but then disaster strikes - an intruder breaks into the house! And it's up to all the toys to save the day. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/yourfavoritetoyspart3.mp3 Sun, 17 Jul 2022 01:15:00 GMT 984 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 10 Your Favorite Toys, Part 4 One rule of saving the day is that you wouldn't have an adventure if someone else would save it for you. If that were the case, the story wouldn't be from your perspective! It'd be told by the guy that saved the day! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/yourfavoritetoyspart4.mp3 Fri, 29 Jul 2022 01:15:00 GMT 961 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 10 Your Favorite Toys, Part 5 The burglar attempts to resort to his own trap, if not to catch our heroes in the act, then to at least confirm they're creatures in the house and not the house itself. Of course, what one does can sometimes lead to the spread of bad ideas. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/yourfavoritetoyspart5.mp3 Fri, 05 Aug 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1336 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 1 The Krampus comes to collect the wicked and punish them for their misdeeds, but this mythical creature has been at it for a while, and his work has gotten sloppy. But his wife wants him to take the kid to work for a day, and all humans look the same, so a hapless butler is kidnapped and subjected to a trial of morality! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart1.mp3 Sat, 13 Aug 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1064 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 2 The Krampus's son is all too excited to subject Paul to a test of his character. However, it turns out having Hitler on your team is incredibly distracting if you're the type to get sucked into an argument about Hitler, with Hitler. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart2.mp3 Fri, 19 Aug 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1027 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 3 Facing another moral trial, Paul is forced to use Mr. Sprinklewinker's business assets to meet the terms of the test, but quickly finds he can't breach any of the security to do that. Naturally, he must turn to grief, anger, bargaining, and pizza. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart3.mp3 Mon, 29 Aug 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1103 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 4 The Krampus Jr decides to mash together the spirit of "tag" and "Candy Land" into a real life, cross-country chase. Unfortunately, Paul isn't much of a traveler and he's completely caught up in an argument with the Krampus. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart4.mp3 Mon, 5 Sep 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1095 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 5 The Krampus has his own game to play, but this one involves a certain level more realism, while also abstracting everything into carved stone figurines. Paul is forced to act as chieftan to a small island in Krampus, while shielding himself from Hitler's pointy elbows. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart5.mp3 Fri, 23 Sep 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1030 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 6 With Hitler taking over the island and Paul not the most controlling type, the fate of everyone there is clearly not sunny. Dahmer is naturally not the first person to turn to, so Paul is forced to improvise and play off of whatever the islanders choose to do. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart6.mp3 Fri, 30 Sep 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1024 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 7 Paul is put on an official trial for his actions in the island game, but with the Krampus Jr as the jury and the Krampus himself as both judge and executioner, it's a bit of a kangaroo court. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart7.mp3 Fri, 7 Oct 2022 01:15:00 GMT 884 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 11 The Mistaken Krampus, Part 8 It's the final challenge, and there's no way Paul can get out of it by proving he's a better person than the Krampus gave him credit for. All is not lost, of course, because all Paul has to do is outwit a child. At least in theory. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/themistakenkrampuspart8.mp3 Mon, 24 Oct 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1253 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 12 Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory, Part 1 Somewhere in the world, there's a mysterious candy factory making sweets that mystify scientists and baffle engineers. Corporate leaders would kill to know its secrets, and there are plenty of killers for hire who would try to crack such a place, only to learn that its insides defy all reason. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/charliechanclaspart1.mp3 Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:15:00 GMT 959 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 12 Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory, Part 2 The simplest way to deter would-be intruders to a magical candy factory is with a guard dog, but in this case a few of the fundamental rules of deterrence have been ignored. For one, the guard dog is a secret only to be discovered by the unlucky. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/charliechanclaspart2.mp3 Fri, 11 Nov 2022 01:15:00 GMT 964 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 12 Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory, Part 3 Only a certain amount of whimsy and magic can hide the horrific necessities of industrial demand. Charlie Chanclas knows that when you have a goose that lays a golden egg, you breed it and eventually establish a mass farming operation while aggressively capturing market shares. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/charliechanclaspart3.mp3 Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:15:00 GMT 996 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 12 Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory, Part 4 After a few twists and turns, the party winds up in the innards of the factory, and it spells bad news for all those who dwell there. There are a certain list of pests you never want to see in a building that handles food, and player characters are at the top of that list. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/charliechanclaspart4.mp3 Tue, 6 Dec 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1076 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 12 Charlie Chanclas Chocolate Factory, Part 5 Trapped and interrogated, the party has no choice but to cooperate with Chanclas himself, and they're given one final tour. However, they won't go out entirely without a fight, and they definitely won't be pleasant about any of it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/charliechanclaspart5.mp3 Sat, 17 Dec 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1090 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 13 Not DnD, Part 1 In defiance of convention, the group makes a set of characters inspired by the DnD class system. They're your basic dungeon delvers and skeleton slayers with unusual backstories. However, Mayson's estranged father appears with an important message. Is he sincere, or is the entire thing all an elaborate act? http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart1.mp3 Sat, 30 Dec 2022 01:15:00 GMT 1113 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 13 Not DnD, Part 2 It was all a skeleton plot! A mysterious man named Max pulls aside the curtain and reveals our heroes have been duped about their adventure from the start, but he's not entirely forthcoming yet about why or how. For now, escape is foremost on the mind. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart2.mp3 Fri, 6 Jan 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1030 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 13 Not DnD, Part 3 Max leads the crew through the woods and to a temporary location, but Mayson doesn't have a lot of good reason to trust Max's intentions. Additionally, their location of rest turns out to be less than safe in the long run. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart3.mp3 Fri, 20 Jan 2023 01:15:00 GMT 998 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 13 Not DnD, Part 4 After arriving in East Turkanislockistav, Mayson realizes that before they do anything, they need independent information, and Lawry learns that his abilities as a talented sneak, thief, and artist place him in demand. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart4.mp3 Fri, 10 Feb 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1083 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 13 Not DnD, Part 5 Mayson raises the question of his wife with Elvis, and the crew decides that the effort is a worthy "side quest". The only hitch is how to do it and how to keep Max from objecting. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart5.mp3 Fri, 03 Mar 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1006 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 13 Not DnD, Part 6 The crew meets Mayson's wife, and she's not terribly excited to see them. Seeing your estranged husband after two years of running off to be a monk is one thing, but apparently him being there violates some kind of international law. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart6.mp3 Fri, 17 Mar 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1032 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 13 Not DnD, Part 7 There's been a murder, but who done it? The group has only minutes to identify the culprit, but evidence is shaky at best, and from some points of view the most likely perpetrator is Lawry. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/notdndpart7.mp3 Wed, 29 Mar 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1132 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 14 Small Time Champion, Part 1 There's a god for every occasion, and for every god, a champion blessed with that god's powers, however minor. Getting noticed in this kind of ecosystem can be pretty difficult without a leg up, but luckily there's a champion of charities! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart1.mp3 Fri, 31 Mar 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1029 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 14 Small Time Champion, Part 2 Even singing up for event times can be a sort of challenge when you've got the right sort of team. At least the catering is free and the breakfast is continental! For better or worse, our heroes are contractually obligated to play the games to the end. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart2.mp3 Sat, 15 Apr 2023 01:15:00 GMT 903 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 14 Small Time Champion, Part 3 The first challenge of the show is an apartment fire! Our heroes have a chaotic and non-cooperative technique at best, but with a little dumb luck victory is possible. It's just fortunate by itself that the victims trapped in the building aren't real people! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart3.mp3 Tue, 25 Apr 2023 01:15:00 GMT 891 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 14 Small Time Champion, Part 4 There are a lot of different aspects to balance, and when your god represents precarious balance, the whole act of currying your gods favor is naturally prone to tipping. The next challenge is theoretically impossible for Elvis to lose! Which means the god of precarious balance may be rather fickle about it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart4.mp3 Fri, 28 Apr 2023 01:15:00 GMT 963 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 14 Small Time Champion, Part 5 Champions aren't just fast and neurotic! They're also supposed to have a lot of neurons, or possibly faster neurons, or maybe well-connected ones. They're smart, supposedly - a fact which the team must put to the test in an escape room. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart5.mp3 Fri, 5 May 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1116 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 14 Small Time Champion, Part 6 Champions aren't just fast and neurotic! They're also supposed to have a lot of neurons, or possibly faster neurons, or maybe well-connected ones. They're smart, supposedly - a fact which the team must put to the test in an escape room. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart6.mp3 Mon, 22 May 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1215 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 14 Small Time Champion, Part 7 It's the final challenge! But the whole game seems rigged, and the whole event has been so stressful and off the wall that not everybody involved still knows exactly what they want anymore. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/smalltimechampionpart7.mp3 Tue, 30 May 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1102 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 15 Chosen Ones, Part 1 In a world of elemental powers, our heroes stand above the rest in the mercenary business, due to good marketing if nothing else. The Emperor of the Dark Nation himself hires our heroes to track down a plucky twelve year-old boy with unclear motives and a prophetic destiny. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart1.mp3 Sat, 10 Jun 2023 01:15:00 GMT 912 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 15 Chosen Ones, Part 2 The party finds themselves in a small frontier town where the Light Nation boy was supposedly seen, but before they can capture him, first they have to deal with precocious hijinks and tomfoolery, ending in tragedy. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart2.mp3 Fri, 30 Jun 2023 01:15:00 GMT 985 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 15 Chosen Ones, Part 3 Bingle has been captured, but he isn't happy about it and it's a long walk back to the Dark Nation capitol. Just about anything could go wrong, and our heroes still know fundamnetally nothing about their captive. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart3.mp3 Mon, 17 Jul 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1074 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 15 Chosen Ones, Part 4 If Bingle were clever, he'd be quite difficult to find after an escape in a ray of light. Fortuantely, he's twelve, and would get lost if he didn't follow the roads, leaving a trail of dazzled and confused witnesses. You can't pay a teacher with rays of sunshine, and Bingle had to have stopped somewhere. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart4.mp3 Mon, 31 Jul 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1088 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 15 Chosen Ones, Part 5 Our heroes find themselves in an abandoned mining town where they're harassed throughout the night without much explanation. The enemy is clearly near, but who the enemy is and what they want is decidedly muddy. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart5.mp3 Thu, 10 Aug 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1833 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 15 Chosen Ones, Part 6 There must be a way a group of top government agents can capture a magical child, and the group conceives of a method absolutely nobody will see coming. As the saying goes, the enemy cannot anticipate your plans if you yourself don't know what you're thinking. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart6.mp3 Wed, 30 Aug 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1497 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 15 Chosen Ones, Part 7 Even the most well run public event has a few hitches to it the planning teams don't expect, but luckily those bumps along the road are secondary to the main objective of our heroes! Unfortunately, there's one issue they hadn't considered, and the whole plan risks falling apart at the seams from it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart7.mp3 Thu, 31 Aug 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1709 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 15 Chosen Ones, Part 8 Bingle retreats to his home territory, and our heroes learn a little more about Bingle's past. It's not a typical life story, and it's not a typical place to grow up. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart8.mp3 Fri, 15 Sep 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1972 false Dawn Somewhere full 9 15 Chosen Ones, Part 9 When it's clear he can't stay in his old home, Bingle strikes south towards the Earth Nation, where as it turns out, there's a veritable party of earth masters forming. In this case, it's a celebration style party, rather than a traveling group of adventurers, but if you're going to find people who can magically move earth, it's the place. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart9.mp3 Fri, 29 Sep 2023 01:15:00 GMT 961 false Dawn Somewhere full 10 15 Chosen Ones, Part 10 The Earth Kingdom's fighting champion is a sure way to impress Bingle, but it unfortuantely also tends to draw the attention of the criminal establishment. Getting the kid on board to travel the world as a fighter, with his nemeses, wearing false facial hair, turns out to be a complex, multi-step endeavor. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart10.mp3 Sun, 15 Oct 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1008 false Dawn Somewhere full 11 15 Chosen Ones, Part 11 It's the day of the fighting championship, and Lawry chooses not to play things straight, to put it bluntly. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart11.mp3 Sat, 28 Oct 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1120 false Dawn Somewhere full 12 15 Chosen Ones, Part 12 It's the day of the fighting championship, and Lawry chooses not to play things straight, to put it bluntly. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart12.mp3 Sun, 04 Nov 2023 01:15:00 GMT 1041 false Dawn Somewhere full 13 15 Chosen Ones, Part 13 Having successfully failed, now the party has to clinch their victory and nab Bingle. The problem is, they haven't really thought that far, and Lawry pulled out all the stops during his fight with the Obliterator. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart13.mp3 Sat, 18 Nov 2023 01:15:00 GMT 985 false Dawn Somewhere full 14 15 Chosen Ones, Part 14 The very universe seems set against the party in their goals of kidnapping Bingle, but on the upside at least they have funding and, normally, a lot of success with disguises! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart14.mp3 Sun, 26 Nov 2023 01:15:00 GMT 930 false Dawn Somewhere full 15 15 Chosen Ones, Part 15 Elvis is not ready to let his current disguise go, but to make something of it, he is willing to go rather extreme lengths while dragging his compatriots helplessly behind. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart15.mp3 Sun, 10 Dec 2023 01:15:00 GMT 984 false Dawn Somewhere full 16 15 Chosen Ones, Part 16 The team should have seen Elvis's rampage coming. A guy who stays so happy lucky on a mission of kidnapping and deception can't be all there in the head, but what's done is done. Even better, Paul comes up with a better idea - one that doesn't need Bingle to be anyone's friend! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart16.mp3 Fri, 15 Dec 2023 01:15:00 GMT 943 false Dawn Somewhere full 17 15 Chosen Ones, Part 17 Zubo and Ibo, as it turns out, are theater fools in a somewhat desperate situation. However, just they're desperate, doesn't mean they're stupid, and the theater fool is often more clever than the men they interact with - or else they'd never survive their foolery! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart17.mp3 Fri, 29 Dec 2023 01:15:00 GMT 902 false Dawn Somewhere full 18 15 Chosen Ones, Part 18 They say a leopard can't change its spots, but the upside to this being the truth with certain people is that you predict how they'll react to some things. They'll behave like leopards, for example. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart18.mp3 Mon, 01 Jan 2024 01:15:00 GMT 950 false Dawn Somewhere full 19 15 Chosen Ones, Part 19 With the bait set and trap laid, all our team has to do is return home! It's as as simple as that, and everything would work itself out once Bingle chases behind. Or it would be, but the Dark Nation has been through some changes while our heroes were away. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart19.mp3 Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:15:00 GMT 978 false Dawn Somewhere full 20 15 Chosen Ones, Part 20 The most threatening stories involve a little bit of ambiguity. When something can be anything, there's the possibility it's the worst possible thing. On the other hand, it might be the best possible thing. You wouldn't know until it's too late! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart20.mp3 Sat, 27 Jan 2024 01:15:00 GMT 920 false Dawn Somewhere full 21 15 Chosen Ones, Part 21 It's the final showdown! But what needs to happen? Who lives, who dies? Some questions are a bit too big for simple men, and when it comes to issues of infinity and the great void, there are no clear answers. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/chosenonespart21.mp3 Thu, 29 Feb 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1297 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 16 Dungeon Men, Part 1 Dungeon City is a place where you barely scrape by if you're willing to go underground and bonk skeletons with a hammer. More of them will appear later, and they carry iron weapons, which can be sold as scrap. What this life attracts most are people who believe they're going to rise above the odds and be more than a skeleton scraper, and this is the story of some of those people! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart1.mp3 Fri, 01 Mar 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1074 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 16 Dungeon Men, Part 2 Lawry resovles to take Elvis into a dungeon, but the whole process is ridden with bureaucracy and red tape. That means the only way is to go in unofficially, and to get a black market sample of the experience. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart2.mp3 Fri, 08 Mar 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1151 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 16 Dungeon Men, Part 3 Dungeons are thought by some to be a very controlled experience where small, discreet units of bad guys assemble to be slaughtered wholesale. But in the event you ever found yourself in a dungeon where every creature in it decided to kill you, without waiting for you to arrive in their isolated room, you'd be better off staying at home. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart3.mp3 Tue, 26 Mar 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1006 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 16 Dungeon Men, Part 4 There's nothing quite like a religious organization to get you questioning everything you know about life. Or is that not how it's supposed to work? In Paul's case, it's a source of stability and existential furstration. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart4.mp3 Wed, 27 Mar 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1048 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 16 Dungeon Men, Part 5 If money attracts anything, it's bureaucracy, and the Adventuring Guild has that in spades. There's rules, regulations, fees, and a wait list to get in to the dungeon. And as these systems always exist, there are always temptations to work outside them to save time and money. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart5.mp3 Fri, 05 Apr 2024 01:15:00 GMT 961 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 16 Dungeon Men, Part 6 Rutherford has a proposal for the team, but unfortunately he's a bit more familiar with dealmaking than our heroes. To start with, they're already willing to work for free! Or just on promises, which is a flaw a lot of adventurers need to learn to drop early on if they'd like to live for long. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart6.mp3 Fri, 25 Apr 2024 01:15:00 GMT 954 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 16 Dungeon Men, Part 7 Not everyone knows about the most important cultural staples of Dungeon City. In particular, Gerald the Dog, a comic character who as it turns out has quite a lot in common with magic and the idea of the city itself. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart7.mp3 Tue, 30 Apr 2024 01:15:00 GMT 957 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 16 Dungeon Men, Part 8 What you want is rarely what you get, especially when it comes to experiments. Unfortunately, this was bound the be the only result Rutherford was liable to get, although there were worse possibilities! There weren't many worse possibilities, but there were some. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart8.mp3 Mon, 27 May 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1006 false Dawn Somewhere full 9 16 Dungeon Men, Part 9 Rutherford promises everything can be cleared up within a mere twenty-four hours. There may be a lesson here about things that sound to good to be true, but in this case, the lesson might be unfairly harsh to Rutherford. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart9.mp3 Fri, 31 May 2024 01:15:00 GMT 918 false Dawn Somewhere full 10 16 Dungeon Men, Part 10 The trick to any successful plan is to ensure that it has the fewest possible number of steps. Or, failing at that initial step of good planning, to simply have the time to repeat the plan as many times as necessary to get it right. Where it comes to a rumor mill, eventually something will figure itself out. Where it comes to breaking and entering, well, there aren't a lot of chances for a do-over. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart10.mp3 Fri, 7 Jun 2024 01:15:00 GMT 889 false Dawn Somewhere full 11 16 Dungeon Men, Part 11 There are a few ways out of jail. Sometimes, just doing nothing at all is the fastest way out, provided you can afford a good lawyer to figure it out for you. However, in a society with rules that aren't as well put together, sometimes a few greasy palms in the right places can make a very sudden difference. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart11.mp3 Fri, 14 Jun 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1000 false Dawn Somewhere full 12 16 Dungeon Men, Part 12 Elvis returns home to visit his family, and while they aren't exactly the shining definition of helpful, they do have a certain amount of knowledge about the upper echelongs of society and plenty of opinions about them. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart12.mp3 Fri, 21 Jun 2024 01:15:00 GMT 963 false Dawn Somewhere full 13 16 Dungeon Men, Part 13 Once you've angered the wrong people, sometimes just talking a walk out of the hosue can attract the wrong sorts of attention. Naturally, the one weakness of that is the right sort of attention! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart13.mp3 Mon, 15 Jul 2024 01:15:00 GMT 874 false Dawn Somewhere full 14 16 Dungeon Men, Part 14 There's nothing like a pizza to get someone to admit that they're following in an unsettling and yet legal fashion. And while using a pizza as a weapon is likely a form of battery and is illegal, it's the type of thing the police tend not to want to deal with. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart14.mp3 Mon, 20 Jul 2024 01:15:00 GMT 838 false Dawn Somewhere full 15 16 Dungeon Men, Part 15 Cheri Deckard is a professional, but she's also fundamentally self-employed and lacking in any specific industry standards. It's good thing for the party, however, because a lack of standards is the only plausible way they'll be hired to do anything! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart15.mp3 Mon, 29 Jul 2024 01:15:00 GMT 908 false Dawn Somewhere full 16 16 Dungeon Men, Part 16 A lawyer is a great way to stay out of trouble with the law, unless that lawyer is hiring you specifically to do crimes. In that case, you should really consider getting a second, less illegal lawyer. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart16.mp3 Fri, 02 Aug 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1033 false Dawn Somewhere full 17 16 Dungeon Men, Part 17 Extracting information from captive colleagues can be a complicated process, but the whole thing gets a lot easier when they aren't paid nearly enough to put up with this kind of trauma. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart17.mp3 Fri, 08 Aug 2024 01:15:00 GMT 957 false Dawn Somewhere full 18 16 Dungeon Men, Part 18 When you're surrounded by mystery and intrigue, the quickest way to cut to the heart of the matter is to walk up to the whatever organization it is that's making the trouble and then deman to speak to the manager. This is basic intelligence knowledge, all the world's best espionage operatives do it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart18.mp3 Fri, 23 Aug 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1106 false Dawn Somewhere full 19 16 Dungeon Men, Part 19 The part has dragged one of the city's largest players into the fray! However, a big player doesn't like being called on to make small plays, so the party is forced to bet all their chips all at once on an unsure thing, and the results of that bet will mean their lives. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart19.mp3 Sat, 31 Aug 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1233 false Dawn Somewhere full 20 16 Dungeon Men, Part 20 With his friends in bad shape, the only one left to get around is Paul, who's got quite a few feelings and concerns about recent developments. A lot of major players throughout the city have also developed some concerning opinions and feelings on Paul as well, and the heat is turning up. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart20.mp3 Sat, 07 Sep 2024 01:15:00 GMT 967 false Dawn Somewhere full 21 16 Dungeon Men, Part 21 The party has become so well noticed by the city's higher-ups, that those higher-ups are beginning to wonder, with some agitation, why they keep hearing about a small group of guys who, prior to just this year, were completely beneath the notice of even the local guard. The unfortunate part about rising very fast and very independently is that you have no way to know what anyone else is thinking about it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart21.mp3 Thu, 19 Sep 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1214 false Dawn Somewhere full 22 16 Dungeon Men, Part 22 It'd be a big deal if Lawry can simply turn off any magical effect by yelling at it, with far reaching consequences for all of society if Lawry had a mind to truly use the ability. Society would therefore be in a great deal of danger if Lawry's number one priority wasn't to completely disengage with everything it touches forever. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart22.mp3 Fri, 27 Sep 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1121 false Dawn Somewhere full 23 16 Dungeon Men, Part 23 It's never a great feeling to get sucker-punched, but when the entire party gets clobbered before they can do anything, the upshot is that nobody ever got to play a single one of their cards, and the enemy has no idea what kind of animal they're trying to keep in a cage. In Lawry's case, it's an animal who's as dangerous and unpredictable as he is annoying. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart23.mp3 Mon, 07 Oct 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1039 false Dawn Somewhere full 24 16 Dungeon Men, Part 24 When impersonating a powerful or succesful person, there's one basic rule to follow: even if you don't know what's going on, always pretend you do. That's and it's important to name drop a bunch of people you've met, to establish that everyone wants to meet you and you've met everyone. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart24.mp3 Fri, 18 Oct 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1076 false Dawn Somewhere full 25 16 Dungeon Men, Part 25 Paul has a natural proclivity towards following the rules and respecting a heriarchy, so faking it as a guard in a foreign land is easy when they all inexplicably speak and write the same language! However, it turns out that the Darkbottom guards aren't the only ones our heroes need to worry about down here. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart25.mp3 Sun, 27 Oct 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1006 false Dawn Somewhere full 26 16 Dungeon Men, Part 26 There are two other cat people in the Dark Bottoms, and they've been here for quite a long while. Long enough to be Paul's parents, in fact. But are they? And if they are, then the next big question is how to get them out of there. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart26.mp3 Fri, 08 Nov 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1028 false Dawn Somewhere full 27 16 Dungeon Men, Part 27 The heads are mostly accounted for and it's now clear a jail break is the only way to get everyone out with their good health! But now the big question is, how can our heroes do it while still hanging on to said good health? http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart27.mp3 Fri, 15 Nov 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1010 false Dawn Somewhere full 28 16 Dungeon Men, Part 28 The pieces for the grand escape are falling into place! More or less. Every key the team needs to get out of there exists, and there's a way to grab it. But with any multi-step plan, all it takes is a single point of failure or one overlooked snag. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart28.mp3 Sun, 24 Nov 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1068 false Dawn Somewhere full 29 16 Dungeon Men, Part 29 Having built up a fair amount of social credit, it's now time to cash in everything and see where it gets the team! A person can only spend that credit once, but doing it all at once, before any weird behavior can be stopped or questioned, if often a good way to get away a plot too stupid to work. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart29.mp3 Sat, 30 Nov 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1008 false Dawn Somewhere full 30 16 Dungeon Men, Part 30 The nicest thing about making an escape through a tunnel network designed to facilitate an escape is that the whole process works pretty effectively! Until, that is, that the royal madam you've been forced to escort gets wise and has a few difficult to answer questions. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart30.mp3 Fri, 6 Dec 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1075 false Dawn Somewhere full 31 16 Dungeon Men, Part 31 Navigation is easiest when you know where you're going and you have a clear idea of where you've been. That's why the woods can be so dangerous if you get lost, because there's not much of a horizon to find landmarks from. Trying to find your way out of a cave network based on a map written by people who weren't completely accurate about where all the caves are or where they go is going to lead to getting lost about a hundred percent of the time. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart31.mp3 Tue, 17 Dec 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1026 false Dawn Somewhere full 32 16 Dungeon Men, Part 32 Though dragons were thought to be largely extinct, it's very hard to prove a negative. How would you go about proving there are no dragons? By not meeting any, obviously, but of course that gets blown out of the water the day you do actually run into one. After that, what do you do? Reclassify it as a species that isn't technically a dragon? Negotiate with it? Ask it stupid questions? As long as it isn't immediately eating everyone, why not try all of the above? http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart32.mp3 Fri, 20 Dec 2024 01:15:00 GMT 1253 false Dawn Somewhere full 33 16 Dungeon Men, Part 33 When the chips are down and you've been in the dark for too long, sometimes all it takes is a malign, obviously self-interested dragon woman to help guide you towards the light of creating further political instability. All you have to do is walk a little further into that bog of trouble you're already in. One more step and you'll be on the other side! For sure this time! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart33.mp3 Sun, 05 Jan 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1007 false Dawn Somewhere full 34 16 Dungeon Men, Part 34 There's an old story about a kung fu master who teaches his student 99 techniques, but he keeps the hundredth technique a secret so that he can defeat the student if the student becomes a traitor. There should, however, also be a story in which a master teaches his student only one thing: distrust. The consequences of which don't end as well for the master. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart34.mp3 Fri, 24 Jan 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1055 false Dawn Somewhere full 35 16 Dungeon Men, Part 35 Our heroes have had things a little too easy for a little too long, and that's in spite of all the hardships! At some point, all of this meddling in things beyond their pay grade was going to bring the chickens home to roost, but in this case, the chickens are dragons. It's time to fight the big men or die standing. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/dungeonmenpart35.mp3 Thu, 30 Jan 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1694 false Dawn Somewhere full 1 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 1 Welcome to Unstoppable Industries! Home of the Unstoppable Force, one of the most famed and respected superhero teams in the United States. Headquartered in the proud city of New Jerseydelphia, they just so happen to be looking for a new member, and our very own Elvis has managed to ace the interview process. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart1.mp3 Fri, 7 Feb 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1181 false Dawn Somewhere full 2 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 2 Every man is mortal, and no man is truly an unstoppable force. Whether by old age, a secret weakness, or the copyright expiring on their public appearance, at some point a hero must die. This is the night that bell tolls for Captain Momentum, and with him follows the death of an entire era. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart2.mp3 Fri, 14 Feb 2025 01:15:00 GMT 919 false Dawn Somewhere full 3 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 3 Grieving comes in steps, so they say, but it also takes various forms and elevates certain priorities above others. When the death of a friend occurs at a company, the company kind wind up impacting what sorts of grieving are most acceptable or most prioritized. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart3.mp3 Fri, 21 Feb 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1273 false Dawn Somewhere full 4 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 4 Even with Captain Momentum lost to the world, villainy and crime still happens, and it's up to the Unstoppable Force to intervene. Unfortunately, without a man impervious to bullets and physical harm to back the effort, the whole thing requires a lot of finesse that our heroes may not be quite in the practice of using. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart4.mp3 Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1189 false Dawn Somewhere full 5 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 5 The team signs on with the government to learn what they can about the weapon which ends all super heroes, and it provides an important lead on who they should be talking to in order to catch Mercury. Meanwhile, one major advantage to reformed villainy is being in contact with current villains, who can keep you in touch with the ongoing developments of the underground. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart5.mp3 Sat, 8 Mar 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1017 false Dawn Somewhere full 6 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 6 Unstoppable Industries moves to officially declare a new head of the superhero field crew, and naturally it's politics from top to bottom. Freeze Frame is the company's favorite, as the other candidates are too new, or have way too many open files with the HR department. Though the company logic is there, one has to wonder if an ego the size of Kimon's can really be okay with it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart6.mp3 Sat, 15 Mar 2025 01:15:00 GMT 998 false Dawn Somewhere full 7 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 7 Good police work is rarely done from the barrel of a gun - that sort of thing is for emergencies. Ergo, good super hero work follows the same rules. Just because it's possible to use laser vision or throw a car into the sun, that doesn't mean you can really stop crime by doing so. Good super hero work means identifying the crime, gathering evidence, and following the rules. Usually. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart7.mp3 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1057 false Dawn Somewhere full 8 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 8 You can't just wait for crime to happen and then go punch it down. If any crime of that caliber happened off, no city would survive. Instead, there's a lot of concern about budget, the amount of work being done, and who's doing it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart8.mp3 Mon, 31 Mar 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1017 false Dawn Somewhere full 9 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 9 If you can run faster than a speeding bullet, then you can bet society is going to insist that you follow a lot of rules about when and where you can run. Crime-fighting super heroes have to get warrants and talk to lawyers, or else the whole system would be a chaotic mess of autocratic heroes - and look, society has spent a lot of time trying that. It works sometimes, but not always, and when it doesn't work it can really not work! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart9.mp3 Wed, 9 Apr 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1076 false Dawn Somewhere full 10 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 10 Any kind of breaking-and-entering, even if it's technically legal, is going to be fraught with perils. It's something that requires being in and out with all the sneakiness of the Grinch on Christmas, and when a person gets caught, it takes quick thinking and buttery lies. Super powers also help quite a lot. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart10.mp3 Mon, 14 Apr 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1041 false Dawn Somewhere full 11 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 11 The real depth of a super power is determined by the creativity and the wit behind it. No superman is all that difficult to overcome if he always does the same predictable things and has no new ideas. Paul and Lawry are certainly men of their own ideas, however, and the two split up to pursue completely separate goals. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart11.mp3 Mon, 22 Apr 2025 01:15:00 GMT 986 false Dawn Somewhere full 12 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 12 In many events that deal with the law, self-incrimination can be a leading cause for arrest. For example, it's not rare for someone to discus how much they've had to drink during a sobriety test. And while you don't have to speak to the police or let them in the house if they don't have a warrant, certainly those rules change if you do something flagrantly illegal as a reaction to a knock at your door. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart12.mp3 Mon, 12 May 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1028 false Dawn Somewhere full 13 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 13 Interrogation is an unusual art, and it's not something that's easily done in a vacuum. It requires already knowing some answers, being careful not to give away what you do and do not know, and giving the subject enough room to say things you wanted to hear without them knowing what you wanted to hear. And in the case of police work, when there's not a lawyer present, a bit of trickery and flimflam is on the table. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart13.mp3 Tue, 20 May 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1000 false Dawn Somewhere full 14 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 14 There is a simple rule in any conflict-related role: there is no safe way to apply force. Any act of violence can have unintended consequences, or be made too rashly. Just shoving a person can result in an accident. So what does one do when people have super powers? What's an ethical way to stop a man who can fly? Who can read minds? Who can jump between moving vehicles and take control of them in the process? A wacky world leads to some wacky police hypotheticals. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart14.mp3 Tue, 27 May 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1065 false Dawn Somewhere full 15 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 15 Worse than being talked about is not being talked about, but when it comes to bad news, you can't always get away from it. What you can do, however, is change which bad news people are talking about. It's usually not good if there are multiple negative things to talk about, but it gives options! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart15.mp3 Fri, 6 Jun 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1074 false Dawn Somewhere full 16 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 16 You can't tell a man like Kimon that he can't go do something if it's important to him. He'll find a way, or do it in secret, and is good at that. You also can't really replace exactly what Kimon can do, though Freeze Frame might try by inviting the oddball couple that is Lightshow and Terry to the city. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart16.mp3 Fri, 20 Jun 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1027 false Dawn Somewhere full 17 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 17 When a guy needs help, the only sensible thing is to ask for it. Not from the people who are creating the problems, though. Clearly the correct answer is to outsource to a bunch of unvetted amateurs who are eager, but who have never done this sort of work before. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart17.mp3 Sun, 29 Jun 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1000 false Dawn Somewhere full 18 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 18 Freeze Frame scores a huge victory for the team by getting lifetime access to a box suite at the local baseball stadium! It may not be fighting crime, but it's something the company needs, and the bottom line is what's important. However, it's not quite as important to everyone. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart18.mp3 Tue, 08 Jul 2025 01:15:00 GMT 953 false Dawn Somewhere full 19 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 19 If it were easy to rob a man with bottomless resources to steal, it'd happen all the time! Even with superpowers, it's not something you just do overnight. It's going to take at least two nights, and it'll be stopped at the last second by a superhero, usually. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart19.mp3 Sat, 12 Jul 2025 01:15:00 GMT 971 false Dawn Somewhere full 20 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 20 As Kimon gets all his ducks in a row and gets ready to carry out his big crime, back in the real world, Elvis and Lawry are getting kind of antsy as passive bystanders to an interesting story. Mayson helps mediate a compromise, and now Kimon's efforts will wind up seeing a little extra help. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart20.mp3 Wed, 23 Jul 2025 01:15:00 GMT 827 false Dawn Somewhere full 21 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 21 There's a saying that if you know yourself and know your enemy, you will never know defeat. With all the pieces in place and nothing left to chance, Kimon and his crew now knows the full layout of McDonnel's mansion, how many guards there are, and will be able to track those guards in real time using their own cameras. The place won't know what hit it! http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart21.mp3 Tue, 26 Aug 2025 01:15:00 GMT 997 false Dawn Somewhere full 22 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 22 There's nothing like a well-executed plan! It helps a lot towards success when an idea is so audacious you'd have to be an idiot to try, because nobody thinks you'd be dumb enough to do it. It paradoxically leaves a lot of clever little holes in everyone's oversight. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart22.mp3 Sat, 30 Aug 2025 01:15:00 GMT 851 false Dawn Somewhere full 23 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 23 Kelvin is now in Kimon's hands, and the plan has a certain appearance of reaching its conclusion, but the truth is that an act like this doesn't really have an ending as long as the perpetrator is still alive. It's a case that can go cold, but that's the best case scenario for something so brazen. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart23.mp3 Fri, 12 Sep 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1022 false Dawn Somewhere full 24 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 24 The pieces have fallen into place and Kimon is finally getting what he wants. Unstoppable Industries is one again on the case of Mercury, and this time taking it quite seriously for perhaps all the wrong reasons. Or all the right ones, depending on who you are and who you know. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart24.mp3 Wed, 24 Sep 2025 01:15:00 GMT 903 false Dawn Somewhere full 25 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 25 Overconfidence is an insidious killer. If you assume your enemies can't ever overcome your position, you might be proven dramatically wrong, especially if you've left them to cultivate their power for too long. Frankly, this seems especially true when it comes to super villains, who are capable of producing magical weapons with surprisingly few resources. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart25.mp3 Tue, 30 Sep 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1098 false Dawn Somewhere full 26 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 26 It's now Freeze Frame and Flux in the spotlight without any help from Kimon. In spite of however they may have felt about Kimon, he had a way of driving things forward and pushing major events to the next step. Now the group must move at Freeze Frame's pace, on Freeze Frame's terms, and there's something a little more... incentive-based when he has complete control. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart26.mp3 Wed, 08 Oct 2025 01:15:00 GMT 929 false Dawn Somewhere full 27 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 27 The crew goes on "The Show That Airs At Night" to talk to Denny Bluthers about recent events, bringing along with them a fake Kimon who sounds convincingly like the real one with maybe only just a little less hard experience. Meanwhile, Kimon watches and passes judgement on the whole performance. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart27.mp3 Sat, 18 Oct 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1049 false Dawn Somewhere full 28 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 28 Kimon makes the choice to get back in contact with Unstoppable Industries, but first by calling Flux as a means of feeling out his reaction. Considering that the company had just finished faking Kimon living, it comes as quite a shock to realize Kimon is alive. Of course, everyone was duplicitous in this arrangement, but not everyone is the bad guy. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart28.mp3 Mon, 27 Oct 2025 01:15:00 GMT 964 false Dawn Somewhere full 29 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 29 In spite of a clear betrayal, the information Unstoppable Industries has on the criminal world and what law enforcement is doing about it is simply too juicy for Kimon to let go of if he plans to carry on in nefarious activities. To get back in the company is going to take a bit of cleverness. Perhaps even an idea so stupid it's actually genius. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart29.mp3 Fri, 31 Oct 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1002 false Dawn Somewhere full 30 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 30 The future is coming, and everyone has to get ready because it can't be stopped. It doesn't matter what it means anymore, or who it's good for. The future is coming. This is a promise many companies make these days, and Kelvin McDonnel's companies are naturally no exception. The future is COG, and whether New Jerseydelphia wants it or not, if Unstoppable Industries doesn't accept it, someone will. The future can only be accepted. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart30.mp3 Fri, 07 Nov 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1147 false Dawn Somewhere full 31 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 31 With the ground falling out from beneath Paul's feet at Unstoppable Industries, he needs to start building up his own system that he has control over. For that, he needs people, and people he can trust whether by debt or circumstance. One man might exist in the recently laid off Gavin Blevins. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart31.mp3 Fri, 22 Nov 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1054 false Dawn Somewhere full 32 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 32 As it's become clear that the members of Unstoppable Industries can no longer trust one another, secret plots are now emerging to gain control of and otherwise destroy one another. Neither party can strike openly, and neither party can end the standoff with a clean stroke. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart32.mp3 Thu, 27 Nov 2025 01:15:00 GMT 950 false Dawn Somewhere full 33 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 33 All the players are now waiting on paperwork and schemes, and it so happens the business end of the things gets done first. McDonnel arrives at Unstoppable Industries to finalize the details on COG and to hand him over to his new owners. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart33.mp3 Fri, 12 Dec 2025 01:15:00 GMT 1009 false Dawn Somewhere full 34 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 34 If Kimon is going to attack Unstoppable HQ, it's going to require a distraction of some sort, but it'd be a wasted opportunity to send a message if the distraction were just a cat up a tree or some minor speedbump to the life of the city. No, this distraction is going to require a bit of classical, super villainous pinache. Of course, you really have to go through the trouble to set it up if you want it. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart34.mp3 Sat, 27 Dec 2025 01:15:00 GMT 884 false Dawn Somewhere full 35 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 35 Normally no criminal organization would want to blow up a tower full of super heroes, so the idea of getting inside a gang by doing such a thing would be isane and something only plotted by the wildly ideological. However, thankfully for Kimon, many super villains are the types of minds to blow up the earth because humanity wasn't ready to accept male pattern baldness, so coming forward with an insane, ideological proposal is just par for the course. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart35.mp3 Fri, 02 Jan 2026 01:15:00 GMT 880 false Dawn Somewhere full 36 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 36 Being a super villain is really all about the persona. You can be a complex person, but if at any time there's an opportunity to really stick to something, you've got to really stick to it, or else how can you be separate from the average Joe? When you're good at disguises and dressing up as other people, then, it makes sense to never, ever break character, even if it makes your plan at least five times as insane. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart36.mp3 Fri, 09 Jan 2026 01:15:00 GMT 997 false Dawn Somewhere full 37 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 37 It's amazing what uncertainty at the helm can do to slow down anything, especially in an emergency situation. Time is of the essence to save Flux's mom, but if they make a mistake in the process, it naturally reflects poorly on the whole company. This isn't just about an individual, it's about an institution. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart37.mp3 Fri, 16 Jan 2026 01:15:00 GMT 772 false Dawn Somewhere full 38 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 38 In the midst of Freeze Frame's incompetence, it's sometimes easy to forget that he was hired on to Unstoppable Industries for a reason, and that he's actually capable of the job he's really there for. It's also easy, in the case of the aggressor, to forget that history often doesn't look as generously at the party who threw the first punch. Unstoppable Industries has been struck, but now the retaliation carries the full force of Heaven. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart38.mp3 Sat, 24 Jan 2026 01:15:00 GMT 948 false Dawn Somewhere full 39 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 39 Running an organization requires putting out a lot of fires, and a criminal organization still takes leadership. The problem is, a criminal organization is perpetrating outright felonies rather than the kinds of white collar crimes that get ignored or pardoned from a regular corporation. That means that dealing with problems has potentially much more frightening answers, and in a world where telepaths exist, it means an extra helping of paranoia. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart39.mp3 Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:15:00 GMT 1062 false Dawn Somewhere full 40 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40 Sometimes a meeting could have been an e-mail, but some meetings make so much sense you can't complain about them. If your office building got attacked by a criminal organization and thus no longer existed, for example, it'd be a good time to have a big all-hands meeting. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart40.mp3 Fri, 13 Feb 2026 01:15:00 GMT 943 false Dawn Somewhere full 41 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 41 The exact point at which something becomes "evil" or "villainous" is quite hard to define. There's generally a feeling, however. It's the point at which an otherwise innocent person no longer feels safe, the point at which a line is crossed and trust is no longer possible. And that line is crossed in many ways, from many angles - from the sides, diagonally, top, left, bottom, you name it. Every line is a little different. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart41.mp3 Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:15:00 GMT 1014 false Dawn Somewhere full 42 17 Unstoppable Momentum, Part 42 Though we elevate the warriors and sing about the battles, behind every great action is a matter of logistics. Feeding your organization, housing it, and tending to its morale are all key to actually winning, because every battle is won before it even begins. Even our super heroes need a place to do their daily paperwork, and Lawry is on the case to provide that location. http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ https://www.dawnsomewhere.com/wewillnotplaydnd/unstoppablemomentumpart42.mp3 Sat, 28 Feb 2026 01:15:00 GMT 1015 false Dawn Somewhere